It can't be true

Molly: Oh, hey, Lucy. What’s up?

Lucy: Check this out. I just got the juiciest text from Charlotte who told me the nastiest thing about Kendra.

Molly: Kendra? No! What?

Lucy: Alright, I’ll tell you. But remember… Everything Charlotte says is a lie It’s a lie, it’s a lie, it’s a lie Everything Charlotte says is a lie You better not believe her

Cause she said she saw Kendra and Evan at the mall Standing face to face Laughing, and talking, and holding hands Slipping all the way to first base!

But everything Charlotte says is a lie You better not believe her

Molly: Kendra and Evan?

Lucy: Yep.

Molly: But what about Brett?

Lucy: Oh, I know! She is so full of it! But really, really, really don’t say anything.

Molly: Of course not! I won’t say a word.

(Phone rings)

Cassie: Yello?

Molly: Cassie?

Lucy: Charlotte!

Cassie & Charlotte: Yo!

Molly: Everything Charlotte says is a lie

Lucy: Everything Molly says

Molly & Lucy: It’s a lie, it’s a lie, it’s a lie

Molly: Everything Charlotte says is a lie

Lucy: Everything Molly says is a lie

Molly & Lucy: You better not believe her

Molly: Cause I just heard that

Molly & Lucy: She said she saw Kendra and Evan

Molly: On their bikes Having a little race

Lucy: Molly saw Kendra at the park Letting Evan get to second base!

Molly: But everything Charlotte says is a lie

Molly & Lucy: You better not believe her

Girls: Holy macaroni No, it can’t be true No, you can’t repeat a single word I’m telling you And oh! Can you imagine what Brett would do If he heard that kind of a rumor

Charlotte: Everything Cassie says is a lie

Cassie: Everything Molly says is a lie

Lucy: Everything Charlotte says

Girls: It’s a lie, it’s a lie, it’s a lie

Molly: Making up stories, I don’t know why

Girls: You better not believe her

Lucy: So don’t think nothing,

Charlotte: She just told me

Molly: She said she saw

Girls: Kendra and Evan at the game And they vanished without a trace When she saw Kendra under the bleachers Letting Evan get to third base!

All: Holy macaroni! No, it can’t be true There’s an awful lot of trouble they can get into And oh! Can you imagine what Brett would do If he heard that kind of a rumor?

Eddie: Everything Kendra says is a lie

Eddie & Malcolm: It’s a lie, it’s a lie, it’s a lie

Malcolm: Doing the tongue with some other guy

Eddie & Malcolm: You better believe it

All: Cause he said She saw She said She saw He said He saw Kendra and Evan at the mall At the movies At the zoo

Lucy: And I just saw them, right now!