Get me what i want

Archie: There's the cool kids There's the preps and there's the skate punks and the jocks And then there's me There's the losers There's the nerds and there's the stoners and the Goths And then there's me

But then there's you! Cause you're the new kid in the school You're not defined by one specific breed! And so your free to flit from group to group From scene to scene Cause you're the conduit, the medium, the go-between Which means your perfectly positioned to get me what I need

Evan: Look, Archie, I'm the wrong guy for this.

Archie: One date, that's all I'm asking.

Evan: Isn't there some nice girl on the special needs bus?

Archie: They don't like me Even back before the crutches, it was clear: I don't fit here So it's hopeless I can't walk right up to Kendra and say "Hey", She'd run away

But look at you! You're making friends and having parties And adapting at impressive speed Just twenty minutes when we're sitting so our knees can touch Yes, it's a tiny inconvenience, but it means so much Cause out of all of Indiana, you can get me what I need!

Evan: It's impossible!

Archie: And what I need is Kendra!

Boys: Kendra, Kendra!

Archie: Beautiful Kendra!

Boys: Kendra, Kendra!

Archie: Wonderful Kendra!

Kids: Ahhhhh!

ARCHIE: Make her appear!

Boys: If you want a girl, the girl you want is

Archie: Kendra!

Girls: Kendra, Kendra!

Archie: Very hot, Kendra!

Boys: Very hot, very hot

Archie: Go tell Kendra! I'm waiting here...

Here's the problem Every minute, every second that I wait Might be too late So let's face it, If I ever had a chance, the time is now, so who cares how? Just do your best And I won't bother you again, and that's a promise guaranteed!

So, you can help me out and we can both do very well Or I can turn around and make your life a living hell It's up to you, you've got a choice, you've got incentive to succeed! Yes, I know it sounds insane Jerry Lewis can explain You've got to help me, Evan Help me, Evan Help me, Evan Help me, Evan Get me what I... Need!

Evan: I'll try!

Archie: I knew you would.